The Roastloop homepage is finally the product.
Upload a selfie, tell Roastloop whether you want heat, love, or a suspiciously accurate personality report, and get a result that looks ready for the group chat instead of a SaaS dashboard.
Upload a selfie or profile photo
Switch between roast, compliment, or personality modes
Copy a share-ready caption built for screenshots
Selfie input
Use a clear face shot, profile photo, or avatar. Better image, better bit.
Choose the angle
High heat
Add context if you want the bit sharper
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You
Upload a selfie to start the roast loop.
Roastloop AI
Your output lands here as a punchline stack plus a shareable caption. Upload a selfie to see the loop in motion.
Share caption
Copy it directly into stories, reels, or the group chat.
Roastloop result Upload a selfie, choose a mode, and your share-ready caption will render here.
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The loop
A product flow people understand in five seconds.
Drop in a face photo, avatar, or profile pic.
Choose whether the output should roast, compliment, or profile you.
Copy the result and post it before the joke goes cold.
Built for screenshots
Outputs are intentionally compact, punchy, and readable in a single screenshot frame.
Auth and billing stay intact
Existing sign-in, settings, team, and checkout behavior remain in place around the new studio flow.
Output modes
One selfie, three ways to start trouble.
Results are not generic captions.
Roastloop structures each output like a short social artifact: a headline, a vibe summary, and a few lines people can quote or repost without rewriting anything.
Format
Chat-style reveal with a post-ready caption block.
Tone
Bold, internet-native, and direct instead of corporate AI blandness.
Roast mode
Short, sharp, and written like your funniest mutual found your best angle and got reckless.
Compliment mode
Still playful, just friendlier. Perfect when you want the bit without the smoke.
Personality report
Internet lore energy, social archetypes, and enough narrative to make people repost the readout.
Questions
Quick answers before you upload yourself into chaos.
Upload a photo. Get the bit. Post the evidence.
The live entry route now sells the actual mechanic immediately, and the signed-in app opens into the same studio for repeat use.